„If you asked a hero what the most dangerous creature in the universe would be he might say a Dragon, a Mindflayer, the Tarrasque or maybe even the Gods themselves.
None of this is true.“
Cedric the Wise
What started as a joke is now home to my webshop and infoboard for the boardgame events that I host:
But what is the sausage of doom and how did it start?
I like to play boardgames and fantasy roleplaying games like Dungeons & Dragons. I also own a small collection of games and books. Once when I was playing with friends I had the silly Idea for the Sausage of Doom – a creature with the body of a sausage with fangs and spiderlegs. You have to know that in the world of Dungeons & Dragons there are many terrifying enemies like giants, demons, vampires and among the most dangerous of them there are dragons and others. But what if a little sausage would be the most dangerous of them all? What if a group of heroes enters a chamber full of bones, bodies and treasures only to find a little sausage with spiderlegs dwelling there? What would they do? Most probably laugh because they wouldn’t take this little creature as serios as a dragon. A big mistake and certainly their last…
But is it only about games and T-shirts?
No. It is also about scribbles and illustrations. I like to doodle a lot wherever I am and many of my illustrations are about fantasy creatures, treasures, martial weapons, mediaval items, bones, skulls, candles and funny monsters. At first this might seem a bit dark but all my illustrations tend to become rather cute and funny than terrifying.
„Suddenly I heard a barely noticeable clicking sound echoeing from the cave walls slowly growing louder and louder. Then everything around me seemed to transform into liquid chaos. I heard the screams of my comrades behind me as I started to run…„
Ursula Almhorn
„From one moment to the other the air started to crackle and a dimensional rift opened up. Through this gate of light it entered our tower and in the blink of an eye it shifted reality into chaos. All of our combined powers couldn’t prevent what happened next…„
Mendor the White from the Circle of the Archmages
